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Blood On His Hands: Joe Biden’s Deadly Kabul Blunder

Every once in a while, some US president creates a big controversy or makes a big blunder in foreign policy and international affairs, with a president or two ending up with blood on his hands whether deliberately or unintentionally. 

Presidential Foreign Policy Blunders

President John F. Kennedy had his Bay of Pigs, but pretty much redeemed himself with his handling of the Cuban Missile Crisis. 

President Lyndon B. Johnson will always be remembered as the drunken moron who completely blundered his way through East Asian affairs, causing the Vietnam War, culminating in President Richard M. Nixon trying to mop up Johnson’s mess (and not doing a great job of that anyway). 

President George W. Bush had his initial perceived overreaction to the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks by calling for the “Global War on Terror“, for which he was at least partially redeemed because the community of nations supported the primary effort of rooting out terrorists on their own soils, but had the certainly unintended consequence of placing the US in a de-facto constant state of war for nearly 20 years. 

And oh L-RD, what could we say about President Barack Hussein Obama?  His impotence in Middle East affairs and relations with Islamists (arguably because he was one), led to the rise of DAESH (aka ISIS), an illegal war with Libya, the sarin gassing of innocent Syrians because he refused to enforce his own assertion that the Assad regime’s use of gas on its citizens would cross Obama’s “red line”, and his backtracking on Russian cyberattacks in order to promote a “Russian reset” that ultimately failed.

Blood On His Hands

(A side note: I have consistently and will continue to use the term DAESH when referring to the terrorist group and its localized affiliates who wish to be referred to as ISIS or ISIL.  The reason is simple: the acronym DAESH is highly offensive to those terrorists, and since everything these sub-human scum do and say is highly offensive to actual people around the world, I think that they deserve a bit of middle-finger insults back.)

Dementia Joe’s Blunder

Now, pedophile-in-chief Uncle “Dementia” Joe Biden has shown us his first major foreign policy failure: Afghanistan.

To understand this in context, and to completely stuff the mouths of radical jerkoff liberals who are loudly whining on social media that this is all “Trump’s fault” (I wonder if it’s going to be Trump’s fault if their favorite baseball team doesn’t end up winning the World Series?), we need to look back at what Trump actually did.

Doha Accord

Following the Afghan peace process, the Trump administration and the Taliban signed the Doha Accord in February 2020.  It was, unfortunately, an agreement full of holes, but at least it was a start.  The biggest problem in the Doha Agreement was that it appeared that the US would do all the work of withdrawing troops and closing bases, while basically all the Taliban had to do was sit down and negotiate the future of Afghanistan with the legitimate Afghan government who, interestingly enough, was not a party to the original agreement. 

But despite everyone’s best efforts (supposedly), the Taliban kept demanding things like prisoner releases as prerequisites to negotiations, which were problematic for the Afghan government.  Despite calls for ceasefires during the negotiation process, the Taliban continued insurgent attacks  And while the US continued to reduce forces in the region, basically holding up our side of the Doha Agreement, the intended subsequent negotiations broke down, and Taliban-led insurgency continued. 

Whose Fault?

None of that was Mr Trump’s fault, so let’s be clear on that.  Only the Taliban can control how the Taliban are going to react and behave in international affairs – especially if they want to be considered a legitimate government on the world stage – and their repeated actions show the world that they’re not only ready for “prime time” as a legitimate government, they’re close cousins to the DAESH sub-human apes I mentioned before.

Nonetheless, the US military, now under the control of Mr Biden (isn’t that a scary thought), continued withdrawing forces systematically in 2021 with a Biden-administration stated timetable of September 11, 2021, which was revised to August 31.

Using the Doha Accord as Toilet Paper

And here’s where we can start pointing the “OMG what the hell are you doing, you ass?” finger at Joe Biden.  Upon seeing how the Taliban was wiping their rear ends with the Doha Agreement and carrying on with their long-stated mission of creating an Afghanistan completely under their control and under the oppressive thumb of an extremely-literal, radical and violent brand of Islam, any “normal” president would have flipped the Taliban the bird and basically said, “if you’re rejecting the Agreement, we don’t have to be bound to it either”, and kept troops in the country, if for nothing more than to ensure the security of American, NATO, and affiliated allied nationals still in the country. 

Sure, it would have meant the disgustingly-long Afghan war would technically have continued, but it’d arguably have been better than Biden allowing the world to see the way he looks now: the wimpy little kid in the boy’s locker room shower, trying to show the other boys that his tool is just as big, and having a complete lack of any hardness.

Modern-Day Saigon

But to compound Biden’s lack of manhood, he made the whole thing worse by publicly demonstrating his intent to finalize the withdrawal by an earlier date, firmly encouraging the Taliban to completely overrun Kabul and turn it into a modern-day Saigon, with masses of people desperate to escape the Taliban.

And thanks to Biden’s complete lack of actual well-functioning brain cells, he allowed the Taliban to completely capture Kabul on a few days ago (August 15), and declare “victory” in the War of Afghanistan.

Oh, but it’s not over there.  Certainly we couldn’t leave desperate people in a desperate situation, trying to leave a country where they couldn’t stay with the Taliban in control.  The US, as well as other countries that had citizens and Afghans who assisted them still in the country, began evacuations of these vulnerable persons. 

Escape From Kabul

But even this effort was wrought with failures.  After the Taliban seized Kabul and the collapse of the legitimate Afghan government, the Taliban quickly seized and closed all border crossings, making Kabul Airport the only secure route out of Afghanistan.  What happened next, is nothing short of total disaster.

While I could expound on the entire timeline of the evacuations up to this point, we could very easily summarize the whole pathetic fiasco by saying that the whole two weeks or so of evacuations was a total SNAFU as the military would say, civilians would consider it a complete cluster-f**k. 

Pretty much anything that could go wrong in what could have been a orderly, secure, and systematic withdrawal and evacuation, did go wrong; proving that Murphy (of “Murphy’s Law” fame), is somehow related to Joe Biden.  From the standpoint of the soldiers on the ground, they had little choice than to do as they were ordered – ultimately by whom? 

You guessed it: Joe “I like to touch little girls in private areas” Biden. But for the diplomatic services from various countries, it was an exercise in “save our own skin and to hell with the Afghans”.  Clearly once the native population saw that special people were enjoying special access and many Afghan staffers for these various entities were basically being abandoned, the airport was rushed with thousands of Afghans and other nationals seeking any way to leave the country.  Sadly, a number were killed by desperately trying to hang onto planes as they were taking off, or trying to stow away in wheel compartments.

Biden’s Disaster

During this whole period of evacuation that seemed to resemble a circus full of clowns trying to climb in and out of one of those miniature “clown” cars, a number of flights, including Australian and German, took off with far fewer people on board than they had capacity for (an Australian plane took off with some 20-odd people in a plane that could carry 120, and one German flight only had 7 – that’s SEVEN – for a plane that could easily have carried well over a hundred).

Taliban Interference

The Taliban were seen frequently frustrating the efforts of potential evacuees to get to the airport by blocking road access, closing checkpoints, and physically preventing some people from leaving buildings in order to travel to the airport.  Nevertheless, various countries worked as quickly as possible to evacuate whoever they wished, which appears by all accounts, to be their own nationals, not in all cases, the native Afghans who worked with them in embassies, consulates, etc.

DAESH Interference

Then, just days prior to the imposed August 31 deadline for withdrawal and evacuation, DAESH chose to get into the act.  The self-proclaimed ISIL-K, a localized branch of DAESH, exploded a suicide bomb at an airport gate being used as a security check for entry to the airport, killing 13 US soldiers, 2 British nationals, 169 Afghan civilians, and wounding around 150 people.

Leaving It Behind

To add insult to the injury of losing these soldiers, as the time grew nearer to August 31, it was reported that instead of bringing in transport planes to remove US military and affiliated equipment to prevent them from being left behind, the decision was made (certainly with Biden’s knowledge and approval), to leave the equipment in place and to render them all unusable, an action which certainly would have left the Taliban with a fair amount of US equipment that they could attempt to repair or repurpose (kind of like handing a football game to the opponent by just sitting down on the field). 

The last US military personnel left Afghanistan reportedly just prior to midnight of August 31, completing the humiliation of the US in the eyes of radical Islam.

Running Home To Mama

Had Biden done the right thing in the first place and just totally scrapped US adherence to the Doha Accord since the Taliban certainly demonstrated no desire to adhere to it themselves, we could have been practically assured of a few things. Afghanistan would still today have a working legitimate government. Hundreds of innocent civilians wouldn’t have been killed trying to escape from Kabul. And right now, the US military wouldn’t be looking like that pathetic scuffed-up little kid running home crying to Mama, after being soundly beaten up by the school bully.

Certainly somewhere in all this, perhaps if for nothing more than the unnecessary murder of 13 American soldiers at the hands of a terrorist group who were ENCOURAGED BY THE ACTIONS OF JOSEPH BIDEN, there could be an impeachable action or offense in this whole Afghanistan-withdrawal fiasco.  It should go without saying that an investigation leading to possible impeachment proceedings probably would have already have started, if the damn Democrats in Congressional leadership weren’t employed in sucking Biden’s rear end every minute of the day.

Biden’s Saigon, Biden’s Fault, Biden’s Failure

Every presidency has something, even if only one thing, that can be said to be an enduring remembrance or legacy of that presidency.  Certainly already, less than a year in, Biden’s presidency will be remembered in history for a few things – none of them good – but (unless he does some other fool thing like invading Russia), very likely his worst folly will always be remembered as his complete stupidity and criminal-level incompetence, where he personally handed Afghanistan over without a fight, to an illegitimate bunch of ultra-radical Islamist goat rapers.

I’d love to ask Dementia Joe if he feels like a big man now.  I’m sure I’d get some mush-brained answer, whereas freedom-loving people around the world (which doesn’t seem to include many American Democrats and radical liberals) would quickly – and rightfully – call Biden a total asshole with the blood of all those who died trying to escape Afghanistan completely on his hands, for a situation that didn’t have to be, if he would have kept the troops where they were.

Afghanistan is Biden’s Vietnam.  The haphazard efforts at evacuation, is Biden’s Saigon.  The “Fall of Afghanistan” will be seared forever in history as a keystone in the Joseph Biden legacy, and I personally will directly and intentionally state that the blood of all those who died in the failed evacuation of Kabul is indelibly on the hands of Joseph Biden.

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